Posted 6 days ago

perfect bands don’t exi-

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(Source: officialramennoodle)

Posted 6 days ago

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

Posted 6 days ago

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

(Source: celinaelixr)

Posted 6 days ago

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

Posted 1 week ago

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

Posted 1 week ago
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allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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Posted 1 week ago

cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

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Posted 1 week ago
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drtanner:

cardgamesonwhatnow:

5ummit:

Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #0

I really appreciated all the little nods to Clint’s deafness in this issue. I’m glad other writers are acknowledging it and it’s not just a temporary thing in Fraction’s run. I also enjoy the fact that Wade apparently knows sign language.

Also deadpool has his mask up to expose his lips so Hawkeye can read his lips so he doesn’t have to sign everything

I love Deadpool so much, you guys. Love love him. Every time I find out something new about Deadpool, I love him more, because it’s always shit like this.

Deadpool is lovely.

Posted 2 weeks ago

purrrkwood:

I made some Hobbit texts because I couldn’t bring myself to study french.

Posted 2 weeks ago